Wilim
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| Wilim Abrook | |
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| Born | 1st January 1989 |
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| Role | RA, Jesus, Dad, Pastafarian.... |
| Home town | Dublin/Naas, Ireland |
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Wilim
Wilim Abrook was an RA in Session 1 of 2009, and a CTYI student up until 2005. Making quite a name for himself as a Legend as a student, Wilim returned and as an RA and became a Hero for all of CTYI
RA Wilim
Wilim was the RA of what became known as "Team Awesome". Wilim became a hero for everybody at CTYI, as he walked through the quad dozens of people would throng to him, grabbing onto his legs and torso and proclaiming their love for him. Caoimhe Foley nicknamed him Papa Wilim, because he was like a father to us all, which led to many hours of chasing him around the campus shouting "We Love you Papa Wilim!" Papa Wilim later proved his father-like tendencies when he introduced Story Time, where he would read tales from his book of Politically Correct Fairytales, and send the students off to bed to a good a story induced slumber.
Wilim: "Team?" His Group: "AWESOME!!!"
Kerri: "Team?" Her group: "BETTER!!!"
Wilim: "Team?" His Group: "BEST!!!"
Kerri: "Team?" Her group: "BESTER!!!"
Wilim's Group: "STOP!!! GRAMMAR TIME!!!"
Pirate Wilim
Wilim was often mistaken for Jack Sparrow's younger/twin (but still awesomer) brother, because he dressed up as a pirate.
Papa Wilim
A certain group of individuals, namely Naoise McHugh, Caoimhe Foley, Alexis O'Reilly, Isobel Jones-McAuley and Gingey Monahan as well as a few less frequent admirers, would charge at Wilim, crying "PAPA WILIM!!!!" on sight and hug him, while stroking his sleek beautiful hair on numerous occasions. This practice started when he was seen wearing a tuxedo. The nickname was originally Daddy Wilim, but was later changed to Papa Wilim, because Daddy Wilim made him sound like a pimp. Papa Wilim had much the same effect.
Papa Wilim was certainly father to the whole campus that year, even founding "Wilim's Storytime" during social hour to help the restless CTYIzens calm down to a night's sleep. Many have speculated this was in fact the original reason that Social Hour was extended to "Social Hour-an-a-half."
The Wilim Song
By Aisling McCabe and Isobel Jones-McAuley
- to the tune of the Cloud Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZQIayUnbA
My name's Wilim, I have Long Hair
I robbed a bank and I don't care
I wore a dress on Dublin Bus
And got kicked off without much fuss
My Hair is made of Epic Win
I'm told I'm like Jack Sparrow's Twin
I'm well noticed most every day
Especially on Pirate Wednesday
I am an RA
In CTYI 09
I organise activities
and Read at Storytime
My RA group is Team Awesome
To tell the truth we're Number 1
We are brilliant and hence the name
and by the way-
I LOST THE GAME
