The Battle of Sportalia

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This took place when Kevin MacSweeney (legend!!!) purchased some water balloons in Omni on the first Saturday. He gave some of these balloons to Pirate Deco and they had them filled and ready by lights-out midway through the second week. At 11:00pm when the Sportalians were coming by in their normal "loud and obnoxious" way they were greeted, not with the usual window slam of the sleepy CTYIzen, but with a colourful arsenal of rubber flying at their heads.

One of Kevin's shots had smacked a Sportalian RA right in the face and for this reason, within minutes Mary Heslin (ARC) was upstairs giving out to the pair. Their leaders had told her the situation and wanted a sanction to be forced on the lads. They were punished with being forbidden from attending the second disco (80's night) and instead had to go to the alternative room where they played Risk and watched Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. For some unknown reason Mary Heslin seemed very calm and nice about the whole situation and many believe this may be her own CTYIzen inside understanding why they did throw the balloons.

For the next 3 hours that night and for two days after, Sportalians stood outside their windows heckling them with such phrases as:

"What is your mothers name?"
"Your mother blow-job"
"Fuck, Blowjob, Mother"
"What is your name"
"Come down here"

They then made attempts to break into Res by entering the quad. Luckily some bright spark CTYIzens were ready and another water assault occurred on the inside.this has been confirmed

As if telling the Site Office wasn't enough for these stinky Sportalians, they later that night also had DCU security come up to the culprits. Luckily he too hated the Sportalians and said "fucking Italians calling me at all hours of the night complaining".

Luckily the identities of the two CTYIzens involved were never learned by the Sportalians...Or else this might be a memorial page instead!